Let's be giddy little bitches!

Yours truly has decided to begin the countdown to NYC.

24 DAYS!



But, in the department of Debbie Downer, I'm having hockey withdrawls. Yes, I do realize the NHL ploffs are goin' on, which is great 'cause I love it, but I'm having my AMS withdrawls. :( Most of the Hockey Friends got together last night for some sweet ass Fiesta; love it1 It was much needed! It just felt weird because we weren't leaving for a game after dinner like we normally would. Gah, routine, you slay me. But still. It's Fiesta and Hockey Friends. That is full of win. In fact, it's overflowing with win.

<3

Something that kinda gives ya the warm 'n fuzzies.

Old interview/feature dealy on Carey Price. I thought it was purty sweet, so I thought I'd share.

Things in list form.

1. PETR MOTHERFUCKIN' STOKLASA IS BAAAACK!!!!!!!! Need I say more?!

2. Where does the league find these refs? Seriously. They suck harder than my job on 4th and Lewis (jk! jk! Only if you know what I'm talkin' 'bout...) and I think they might need strong prescriptive lenses. Blind as fucking bats.

3. Um, dear Kelowna. I mean, Spokanistan. Er, I mean, Kelowna. I mean, FUCK. Yeah, Kelowna; that's it. Yeah, you goons are all the same. Fuck off.

4. Why must the idiots only come out to the ploff games? Seriously, fuck off. You can drink beer and yell stupid shit in the comfort/seculsion of your own little caves.

5. Mitch McColm needs to figure out this crotchal region dilemma he's got going on. I'm thinking he needs bigger shorts.

BTW, we won (barely) 4-3. We have dudes hurtin' and it was a mess out there. I was stressin'.

Good job, boys! You fought hard. Bring it again tomorrow night. And the next game. And the game after that. And maybe the game after that. We heart you! You deserve cuppies and cookies.




Oh, and Colin Bowman can make a happy little home in my pants. I'm kind of a traitorous whore like that.

A night full of win.

My hockey team totally ate their Wheaties this morning! No joke.

6-1 Ams!

Right off the bat, one of my potential Hockey Husbands (seriously, I'm not a Hockey Husband whore, I just love my team), Mitch McColm, scored a goal about halfway through the first period. There is a reason why I write his name all over my notebook during class (I don't really, but you get my point)! It was sweet! I may have squealed like a little schoolgirl.

Original Hockey Husband also scored (not with me) in the third period. HOT. He is full of win and hot.

And you know what else totally kicks ass? The Messier-Shinny-Hot Lips combination. For real, pumpkins. That little trio of adorableness produced two goals. *le sigh* I was swoonin' like a 10-year-old front row at a New Kids On the Block concert. LA Gear high tops, slouch socks and all.

Cap'n Pro. We've been wondering where you've been for a while. A bunch of us hockee frendz agreed you were due. And baby, your ears musta been burning 'cause you had a goal AND an assist for the night.


Others who made me wanna dance in my seat:

Fadden with three assists!

Cap'n Pro and his "Go Pro MDA Challenge" and the shitload of money him and his compadres raised (AWESOME!!)

Behbeh Am Zach Yuen- I am SOOOOO STOKED about him! Cannot wait to see what happens next with this kid!

Heemskerk calling it a day

Chetter and his awesomeness, Messier getting FIRST STAR honors for the night (gooooo bbi goooo!!)

Others who made me wanna get my shank on:

Loud-mouthed asshole in section M- STFU. Quit banging on the glass. Quit yelling out "Dailey/Ellington, YOU SUUUUCK!!!" You lack sooo much class; go cheer on the Queefs or something because we don't need classless idiots like you at our games "cheering" on our team.

Father of the Year in the seats next to us- Your kid is cute, but holy hell, sit his ass down. It was annoying trying to dodge you son's head. And it was annoying listening to you "discipline" your son. Maybe if you put as much effort into your parenting as you do spiking your hair (I mean, really? Lay off the gel, dude.) you wouldn't have had to showcase your skills in douchebaggery. YOU, my dear, are a "nobody." Fuck off and get a babysitter next time. kthxbai



Sooooo...

BRING ON KELOWNA! Get 'em, boys. Keep working hard and play with everything you've got.

I ♥ my team and my hockee frendz!

Gizzle dizzle! (Snoop Speak for "Game day")

It's game day. Boys can seal the deal tonight. The only thing keeping Everett afloat is that brick wall Heemskerk.

Dimples is hurt, too. :( Taken out on a stretcher and everything. Poor behbeh! Total bummer. I'm hoping it's nothing major (I know they were just taking precautions with the stretcher and all). Get well soon, Dimples! Hate seeing ya come back for a few games and then forced to sit out 'cause of injury. Cookies, cupcakes, hugs, kisses, and "Dave Schultz's" healing waffles for you, behbeh. But maybe I'll get to see you in a suit...?

Family is in town, so I gotta go get ready to see them.

Go AMS!

Rants and raves from moi.

Rants

-My roommate has been rambling NON-STOP this entire week. Rambling about EVERYTHING. Do I care to hear about boots and Wrangler jeans for an hour? No. Soup? No. NASCAR? FUCK THAT. She talks a shitload but ends up saying nothing at all. GAAAAAAAAAAH.

-Roomie's "empty" latte cup on my car floor. She must have stepped on it yesterday while shopping 'cause it exploded on my floormat. AWESOME. Thanks, idiot. I'll make sure my latte finds its way on your car floor as well.

-Grocery shopping has got to be the most annoying thing EVER.

-Waiting for LiveBlog to roll around.

-The people at Starbucks who make my drink wrong. Grr.


Raves

-Retail therapy yesterday!

-Getting my old job back!! You have NO IDEA how happy I am about this. I missed working there.

-Planning a coffee date with friends I haven't chilled with in FOREVER!

-Getting almost $100 back on my book buybacks at school (even though I probably paid double that for both, but whatevs).

-Hockey game this weekend!

-Sunshine today.

-LIVEBLOG TONIGHT!!! WOOO!!!!




I only did this because I have nothing super interesting to talk about on here. lol Feel free to rant and rave at me.

Oh yes.

Eat it, Tokarski. :)

And can I get a "hellz yes" for Pro?

The '09 Western Confrence All-Star Teams/Finalists

Clicky-clicky.

Seriously. Seeeeriously.

Sooooo I pretty much feel the love.

Yessum, I'm feelin' it.

First, mi madre made the trek to see me tonight.

Then, Merrick brought me FLOWERS after the performance (awww!!)!

THEN, I get home at 1 AM, go brush my teeth, and as I open the cabinet door, I see a piece of paper with my name on it. It was a little note from my roomie telling me I did awesome and good luck on my interview tomorrow! Could I ask for a better bestie/roomie? I think not. :)

Seriously.

I smiled so fucking much this evening, my mouth hurts. It hurts so good! Thanks everyone!! <3

Got the car back today. Yeah, it shit the bed yesterday when I was LITERALLY three blocks away from my house. Go fuckin' figure. But I got Julia (my car's name.. yeah, I named her) this evening, so life can resume.

Recording today and tomorrow. GAH. I will more than likely miss tonight's game (Ams @ Spokanistan) so I'm pretty much pissed. I believe I will be in the clear for Saturday's game (Spokanistan @ Ams), but I can't go. I can only watch! BOOOOOO.

Oh, and I have an interview this afternoon. Keeping my appendages crossed.

Went to the team signing yesterday with "Dave Schultz" and Shari. Went to Fiesta (best be jealous) then hit up the signing. Didn't get anything signed. Mainly because I find it kinda odd to ask a bunch of 16-20 year old boys to sign their name on a poster. I just wanted the poster. lol

And saw some of our players when I went to lunch today with some besties. They are pretty much A-FUCKING-DORABLE. lol

That's all. :) I'll blog from recording tomorrow or some shit.

Oh, and sorry if this post is a bit scatterbrained and whatnot. It's like 3 AM. I'm tired. But felt the urge to blog. :)

Move over, Betty Crocker- there's a new kitchen bitch in town.

As some of you may know, I made some cupcakes the other night. Slaved over a hot oven and baked me some cuppies. Oh, and I watched the Ams play Seattle and Liveblogged at the same time. Multitasking? I gots it.

I didn't want to just slather those puppies with frosting and call it "good" because face it- it's not good. You gotta decorate.

So I decided to adorn my newborn cupcakes with red and blue and hockey goodness.

I shanked like 6 cupcakes, too. But you won't see those. :)


I'm gonna warn you- they look like shit. But then again, I'm not a Costco cake decorator, so you shouldn't have had any expectations. bwahahahahahahaaaaaa






Here's the cupcake army. I put the last names of all the boys on 'em. Like I said in a previous post, some of those last names are killer. I couldn't fit them on a cupcake. GAH. So I had to resort to using nicknames. But I love them all equally. :)





Ohhh, I wuv this team.





This one is for "Dave Schultz". Sorry I kinda shanked the writing, but for reals, it was the best my tired little hand could do. lol





I had to do this. I tried to fit "Spokanistan" on a cupcake, but that was a FAIL. Some of you have already seen this on my Facebook. :)

I have some more pics of the cuppies upclose-and-personal, but I don't really feel like putting those up at the moment. I'll probably come back and edit this post later and pop those suckers in here, though.


So there ya go. I made cupcakes. I would totally give them to the team, but not too long ago, "Dave Schultz" tried to give the team waffle cookies, and somehow, the cookies were lost between the hands of the team trainer and the guys. I don't wanna risk it. :)

My, oh, my... The team did it AGAIN!!

U.S. DIVISION CHAMPIONS

That's right, my sweet chinchillas, the Tri-City Americans are the 2009 U.S. Division champs- again! Congrats, boys!! You deserve it. :)

Behbehs beat Seattle tonight 4-2. Luckily, I was able to watch the game on WHL TV (thanks!!). Baby goalie Marty got 1st star!! WOOHOO!!!!! GREAT JOB! He totally kicked ass. Played the entire game and made 27 saves out of 29 shots. Fierce saves, BTW. He was great. So fucking excited for him.

My Hockey Hubby didn't make any goals, but he got 15 minutes in the PB! WOO! Go bbi. Game misconduct and major fighting. Aww. It was so hot to see him fight. RAWR. haha Werbs (shocker) and Uncle Mitch (who also had an assist on a Hughesman goal... yay!) had to serve some time in the box for fighting as well. Le sigh. I got a bunch of hot little warriors on my team. I love it!

Spencer (a.k.a. CUTEST EFFIN' DIMPLES EVAAAAR) got a goal, too!! Assisted by Sutherland and Shinny (oh gosh, I love that boy). AWESOME! I was pretty stoked for him.

Chet is still out (obviously) and he was here in the Tri resting up. His little broseph was the goalie for Seattle tonight, so everytime they said Pickard, I got a little confused. Dammit.

In other fantastic news, Spokanistan LOST to Prince George tonight. Gotta love it. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, bitches.

Ams play again tomorrow night against... Seattle. Again.

Ahhh, so I pretty much love this team. I'm so proud of them and I'm so fuckin' excited for them. Another banner, boys! GREAT JOB! You're the cutest, classiest, most talented group of 16-20 years olds EVER. lol I love it.

Anyway, just thought I'd post that before i pass out. :)

Awww. :(

My poor little hockey hunks lost tonight.

6-2 'Couv.

I'm too Negative Nancy tonight to really get into any detail on the game except for Hot Lips Feser being the only plus player tonight. Praise baby Jesus! He put a point up on the board for us. :) Plouffe scored a goal as well during the 2nd and my Hockey Hubby got in on that with an assist, as did Shinniman (my other wannabe Hockey Hubby). As Paris Hilton would say, "That's hot."

Still played good despite missing many key players (i.e. Chet, Uncle Mitch, Petr... pretty much everyone who scratched).

We can pull through this, though. Got faith in my favorite group of 16-20 year olds. They are in Seattle for two games this weekend. Go get 'em, behbehs!


Oh, and Spokanistan lost tonight. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Kelowna brought it tonight and won it 4-1. Nice.

More later, or something. :)

"Does Wayne Brady need to choke a bitch?"

It rained like non-fucking-stop today. What gives, weather?? I'm sick of this crap. Please stop.

Dear singers, quit modulating the Lauridsen piece we're doing. I mean, if you're gonna do it, do it right and make sure everyone knows. BUT, we AREN'T modulating SHIT, so STOP IT. It's called "getting the pitches right, bitches." DO IT.

Oh, and if you're a soprano, quit singing nasally. I swear, I will gouge out your vocal cords if you think going completely nasal for those high notes is helping you- it's not. FAIL. Learn to sing, will ya?!

So I've got those gripes out of the way.

Mikaela gave me the link to the Coach Sauter interview. Check that shit here. He's delusional. Yeah a non-intentional "bump" doesn't knock out a goalie. Assbag.

On a good note, our very own Mitch Fadden is the WHL Player of the Week. He's just been phenomenal this season. So awesome. But I'm sure he knows he's amazing since talking with "Dave Schultz" during the post-game skate the other night. lol ;) Gotta love it.

I don't really have anything to say at this point. Kinda stressed out right now. I need sleep.

Zzzzzzz.

"Ladies, can't we all just fuck off?"

LAWLZ!

Had a GREAT time at the Ams/Winter Hawks game! Nice little group of us sitting together. Lots of fucking off. Had a guest as well! His name is James and he is currently touring through all the west coast hockey teams and tonight was his night in Tri-Town. Read his blog here. Actually, he is the proud creator of this blog title and I thought I'd lift it for tonight's entry. :) He was lucky enough to sit with our little group of sexiness. haha

Got to go to my first post-game skate with the team. Of course, my luck, it's the last one of the year. :( Got some pics with a few players and whatnot. I should have gone out and skated, but honestly, I've only skate like twice in my life (once like last year, but I use to KILL at rollerblading when I was a behbeh. haha) and I suck shit. haha I still should have. I'll work on it this summer or something. :) But, gosh, it would have been a great excuse to have my Hockey Husband hold my hand and drag me all over that ice... (drools) Okay, I need to stop.

So, we won 5-3. Hughesman had 2 goals for the night- awesome. Jason, Shinny, and Fadden also put one down in the books as well. Woohoo! Boys on a definite roll. But the fucking Winter Hawks were "Winter Hawking it" and made the game go on FOREVER (that's what it felt like). Joel Ridgeway (former Americans player) is totally rockin' the Rapunzel locks, and I'm not gonna lie- I love it. Martyniuk started tonight because Chet is out (duh) with some sort of injury (have yet to hear what he has going on). Other behbeh goalie, Owsley, was backup tonight. He looked fucking ADORABLE. haha Poor thing hasn't been able to get in his uni for like a month, I swear. :( He didn't seen any playing time, though. Your time will come, behbeh. But Marty played well tonight; I am superduper happy for him. Keep it up! He might want to consider getting a kickass paint job on that goalie mask of his, though. Y'know, spice it up, babycakes. :) You deserve it!!

Overall, tonight was awesome! I'm just getting that sinking heart/pit-in-your-stomach feeling because the season is quickly coming to an end. :( Hoping to snag season tickets for next year. I'm hopelessly addicted to this great team (yeah, that sounds kinda creepy) and totally thankful for all the AWESOME people I've met because of it. :) I mean, I may actually forego transferring out for the rest of my Bachelors degree just so I can stay here for my hockey team. I'm totally serious. lol

Had a nice time with the broseph this weekend and miss him already; he's a great kid. Tired, though. We stayed up till the wee hours of the morning hanging out. Mainly because I was pretty wound up from the Spokanistan game.

Dear Spokane Chiefs,

I just wanna say you guys really accentuated your douche-baggery tonight.

Mmhmm.

Just because we own you on home ice... in front of a sold-out-crowd (10,538 in attendance)... *ahem* doesn't mean sportsmanship and general sense goes down the fucking drain.

I'm not gonna say much anymore because, really- what more can I say?

Well, I guess I can say "fuck off."

Yeah.

You guys can fuck right off... right now.

No love,

Millicent

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Ams @ Spokanistan.

5-2 Ams final.

One of the most physical games I've ever seen. INSANE.

Also, wore my Spokanistan shirt. Schmexy, baby.

Chet got knocked out 2nd period. Some Spokanistan pissant got mad because Chet caught a shot in his glove... then decided to beat the fuck out of poor Chet. I shit you not, he was knocked the fuck out. Laid out, not really moving. Poor baby! Had to leave the game right there. Not sure what's going on with him now; hopefully, it's not a concussion! Martyniuk stepped in and only allowed one goal toward the end of the night- good job, sweet thang!

After about a thousand fights, there were about 58 or so penalties total. A SHIT-TON. The official game report says we racked up 170 minutes in the PB and Spokane wound up with 172. Holy fucking shit. It was mentioned that maybe a few dirty Chiefs may be suspended. Here's to hoping they get what they deserve.

Texted "Dave Schultz", who made the trek up to Dirty Chief Country, throughout the game and said even some of the fans were being escorted out after the first few initial Ams/Chief fights. Crazy shit, son.


Tonight was Spokanistan's turn for pink ice. Praise baby Jesus, it wasn't that awful Pepto Bismol color. During an intermision, Comcast interviewed Kruise Reddick and asked him about the pink ice. He said "you can actually see the lines." hahaha Hmm... wonder what he was insinuating??

Wow.

I may have to come back tomorrow and describe a little more because there is SO much that happened (kinda). I can't really put it all together coherently right now. haha I'm too wound up (still)!


Went to the Ams/Chilliwack game on Wednesday with "Dave Schultz", Mikaela, and Cristal. Had a blast! Kind of a boring game, but our boys played well and won. Gotta love it. Our boys are on a great run right now. Tomorrow, Portland is in town. Going to that as well (woohoo, thanks again!), so I'm looking forward to that. I'm also trying to get a playoff package... never purchased one before, so I may need to enlist some help or something so I don't fuck it up.

And I'm happy to say that my broseph is currently sitting across the room from me. :) He's here to visit me for a day or two. I missed him!




Oh, and I just want to say, I fucking LOVE my Ams. Keep up the good work, behbehs. ;)

Fuck me running sideways.

Edit: pathetic ex has given up (I think). Praise baby Jesus!

I almost forgot... going to Seattle on Friday for an anthropology thing... I'm such a nerd. Gonna see Lucy! Oh, and I got 7.5 hours of sleep last night. That's like 3.5 more than I usually get! But I still feel like a truck hit me, then went and backed up over me again. Heh.

I've just come to the conclusion that my life is boring, but I'm not totally bothered by that. I must be getting old or something. haha

Oh, and on a super-awesome-spectacular note, my friend Shaina got me Starbucks this morning. For no reason. lol It was pure awesome. Made my week. And I just got offered a ticket to the game tomorrow night (thank you again!). Automatically, my week is kick-ass because of these two things. On top of that, my bro is coming to visit me this weekend. WOOHOO!

psssssh.

Effin' right, beezy.

I think I'm out of that musical rut.

I had to sing. Again. Today.

I grabbed that song by the hair and had my way with it. UNNNNHHH!!!

What now, son?!

I think I'm on the up-and-up now. Wooohooo!!

I gotz a Twitter as well now. Jumped on that bandwagon. Follow me or something. :)

Dear Ams,

I love you.

If you were collectively one person, I'd so marry you and make tons and tons of behbehs witchu.

But, you aren't, so whatever. Wishful thinking.

Anyhoo, I'm so glad you won tonight. I'll admit I was a little nervous 'cause I wasn't sure if your A-game would be good enough, considering the Asshats a.k.a. Chiefs were coming off a loss from last night. I figured they'd be a little angry at the world and try to pwn your asses on home ice.

But you won. It was hawt.

Love,

Millicent

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So yeah, I had a shitload of fun tonight. Wore my Spokanistan shirt, went with my friend Matt (who promised to bail my ass outta jail in case I decided I wanted to tackle someone... more on that below), screamed my ass off, and watched my team win 2-1. Got our little group shot taken for our Spokanistan shirts. From what I understand, people liked them. lol

I walked past Drew Owsley in the concourse right before the game. I was so tempted to stop him and ask if I could run my hands through that fluffy, wonderful hair of his. Or I could have just tackled his adorable ass and run my hand through his hair, but I wasn't feeling that ornery.But really, if you don't know why I would want to do such a thing to an innocent little 17-year-old goalie, go find your happy ass a picture of him and look at that hair. Just look at it. It screams "I LATHER, RINSE, AND REPEAT."

Saw Petr Stoklasa in the concourse as well. Poor thing. Got his arm all up in that sling business. Not good. Get better bbi.

Fadden scored a goal like .2 seconds after the game started. I peed a little. Pickard was fan-fucking-tastic, too. The guys did well, that's fo sho. Kinda wish we woulda got a third goal, but I'm not complaining. We could have passed the puck to the right people once in a while, too, but oh well. Had n00b Zach Yuen in there, too. He's looking good.

Oh, and Mitch McColm needs to come back. Today. Still out. :(

We also had some fucked up little ref. Herman. Little fucker. I was seriously considering staying after the game and giving him a good ol' post-game beatdown. He was redonkulous. I wanted to punch him in the face. He was just off-the-wall.


"Dave Schultz" got her stick, too! Pickard, you did the right thing; you know what's up. :) We were gonna get that stick signed by Fadden afterwards, but everyone and their dog was in line to meet him. Apparently, he's popular or something. haha




Oh, and say "hi" to my boobs.

I mean, shirt:





Oh piss. I love you, Ams.




Edit: I just saw Pepperdine was at Gonzaga tonight. They should have just stayed home. 92-58 Zags. Seriously. Bring some competition next time, guys. Sheesh. Save yourselves the trip.

"Quotes? I effin' hate quotes!"

Tonight's the night!

Tonight's the night!

Tonight's the night!


Oh, I'm so pumped. Lets hope the boys are completely fired up and aware that Spoankanistan is gonna bring their A-game. Gonna sport the Spokanistan shirt and sit alongside my good friend Matt and cheer my ass off. Soooo stoked- you have no idea. It's gonna be a good night!

In other news, I'm totally obsessed with M83 right now. I know it sounds like they could be a rap group or something, but they aren't. They are pure awesome, that's what they are.

Okay, gotta go drink a Red Bull. Gotta get my A-game ready, too, y'know.

"You can use that ass as an extra cupholder, y'know."

I GOT MY SPOKANISTAN SHIRT!

WOOHOO!


I got home, and found that sweet little bundle of hot on my doorstep. Thanks, UPS! Even if it did take THREE DAYS instead of TWO (don't think I'm not gonna bitch about this). :) I can't wait to rock that bitch tomorrow (technically today)!

I also had the world's biggest hamburger today as well and I am not recovering well.

And huge ass thanks to "Dave Schultz" for keeping my lame ass updated on the Ams game tonight while I was gigging!! It would have drove me insane to NOT know what was going on or anything. I didn't want any rude surprises. lol So thanks again! :)

Well, who run dis bitch? We run dis bitch!

I'm a tired hobag. A really tired hobag.

So I attempted to post an acutal blog to this shizz via cell phone via our van on tour this morning, but apparently, it was nothing but pure FAIL.

I sang for FOUR FUCKING HOURS today. I had about a total of 30 minutes where I got to sit and shut my yap, but that was about it. I couldn't eat all day. Well, I did have a very small protein shake and a sugar-free Red Bull at like 6 this morning, but holy shit, it doesn't last. And we couldn't stop anywhere for food. We were almost late for our first gig. I didn't eat until about 4 this afternoon. Back on the road again at 7 AM. Thank God that's the last day. SHORTEST TOUR EVER. And on top of this potential shitfest, I skinned my freakin' knuckle. Bled like a bitch. Soaked through a sweet smiley face bandaid and had to resort to a ghetto bandaid.

I'm in a musical rut right now as well. My soloing is sucking ass. Terribly. I have like noooo confidence (for whatever reasons). My scatting is totally uninspired and lost. No direction. I have no idea what's happened to me. I'm pissed off at myself, and that's the worst kind of pissed off. Maybe I need a break.

My baby broseph wants to visit me!! Ah! I'm stoked. He's not really my "baby" broseph, though. He's more like 6'1", 230 pounds of "baby" broseph, but either way, he's my baby broseph. He wanted to come down this weekend, but I'm booked all weekend. I would totally take him to the Saturday battle, I mean, game (Ams vs. Spokanistan), but my other ticket has been spoken for. I miss my brother, though, and luckily, he agreed to come down the weekend after. Awwwwwww.


SWEET MOTHER OF GOD.

I just found an mp3 of the "Total Body Workout" from Arnold Schwarzenegger... He's narrating some exercises while "It's Raining Men" is playing in the backgroud. OMG. I think I just peed a little. I'll admit, when he says "up... down... up... down... Give me two more!" with The Weather Girls playing in the background, I have to laugh a little. Just a little. haha

Man, my day has been AWESOME. bwahahahaha