Move over, Betty Crocker- there's a new kitchen bitch in town.

As some of you may know, I made some cupcakes the other night. Slaved over a hot oven and baked me some cuppies. Oh, and I watched the Ams play Seattle and Liveblogged at the same time. Multitasking? I gots it.

I didn't want to just slather those puppies with frosting and call it "good" because face it- it's not good. You gotta decorate.

So I decided to adorn my newborn cupcakes with red and blue and hockey goodness.

I shanked like 6 cupcakes, too. But you won't see those. :)


I'm gonna warn you- they look like shit. But then again, I'm not a Costco cake decorator, so you shouldn't have had any expectations. bwahahahahahahaaaaaa






Here's the cupcake army. I put the last names of all the boys on 'em. Like I said in a previous post, some of those last names are killer. I couldn't fit them on a cupcake. GAH. So I had to resort to using nicknames. But I love them all equally. :)





Ohhh, I wuv this team.





This one is for "Dave Schultz". Sorry I kinda shanked the writing, but for reals, it was the best my tired little hand could do. lol





I had to do this. I tried to fit "Spokanistan" on a cupcake, but that was a FAIL. Some of you have already seen this on my Facebook. :)

I have some more pics of the cuppies upclose-and-personal, but I don't really feel like putting those up at the moment. I'll probably come back and edit this post later and pop those suckers in here, though.


So there ya go. I made cupcakes. I would totally give them to the team, but not too long ago, "Dave Schultz" tried to give the team waffle cookies, and somehow, the cookies were lost between the hands of the team trainer and the guys. I don't wanna risk it. :)

Oh, snap. :)

Spokant just sent me a little comment on Facebook regarding my status (of course, it's team-related). Made me laugh. haha

My status is "Dear boys: why? Love always, Me."

Spokant's response?

"Dear Millicent,

We lost on purpose so Spokanistan would have to play Seattle instead of Kamloops in the playoffs. Seriously, it was our plan all along. No joke. Fur realz.

Love always,
The Boys

(not really, it was me, Sara)"

lol

Ohhh, I loves it. I'll admit, I'm being a little too intense about this little loss for our boys. I mean, they DID just win the division title. AND they are 16-20 year old boys. AND they probably are a bit excited about life at the moment. AND we should probably do anything (within reason) to make sure Spokanistan struggles, SO I'm sure the second game against a hungry team of T-birds wasn't a huge deal to them. Jussayin'. :) And my team is AWESOME, so I'm sure this was all thoughtfully planned. Or I'm hoping it was. lol




Oh, I hart mah hockee frendz.

And good luck to the hockee frendz who are fiercly working on those scrapbooks for the team... I bet they look great! :) And don't get too many papercuts.

Millicent needs sleep.

Oh my fucking gosh, I'm so sick of this crappy, indecisive weather. It was like hailing 10 minutes ago and pulling some monsoon crap right before that. doubleyouteeFUCK.

I have a gig tomorrow. Ugh. I don't really wanna do it either. My head is somewhere other than music at the moment.

I feel like someone kicked the shit outta me. Hmm. If I'm getting sick, I'm gonna kick someone in the shins. If I get sick now, recording next weekend is gonna SUCK. Probably to the point where I won't have a voice. :( And I kinda need that thing.

I'm currently running off of a bagle and two bajillion milligrams of caffiene. I may want to look into eating someday. lol

Can't freakin' wait to get my playoff tickets!! I hope I get the seats I wanted. If I don't, I'm gonna cry like a little bitch, get over it, and sit wherever they put me. I can't hold grudges.

And the quarter is almost OVER! Hory chit, that was fast (TWSS). And anthropology is kicking my ass.



But on a good note, I wuv my new hockey friendlies. They are the BESTEST. Like hella. ;)

"Ladies, can't we all just fuck off?"

LAWLZ!

Had a GREAT time at the Ams/Winter Hawks game! Nice little group of us sitting together. Lots of fucking off. Had a guest as well! His name is James and he is currently touring through all the west coast hockey teams and tonight was his night in Tri-Town. Read his blog here. Actually, he is the proud creator of this blog title and I thought I'd lift it for tonight's entry. :) He was lucky enough to sit with our little group of sexiness. haha

Got to go to my first post-game skate with the team. Of course, my luck, it's the last one of the year. :( Got some pics with a few players and whatnot. I should have gone out and skated, but honestly, I've only skate like twice in my life (once like last year, but I use to KILL at rollerblading when I was a behbeh. haha) and I suck shit. haha I still should have. I'll work on it this summer or something. :) But, gosh, it would have been a great excuse to have my Hockey Husband hold my hand and drag me all over that ice... (drools) Okay, I need to stop.

So, we won 5-3. Hughesman had 2 goals for the night- awesome. Jason, Shinny, and Fadden also put one down in the books as well. Woohoo! Boys on a definite roll. But the fucking Winter Hawks were "Winter Hawking it" and made the game go on FOREVER (that's what it felt like). Joel Ridgeway (former Americans player) is totally rockin' the Rapunzel locks, and I'm not gonna lie- I love it. Martyniuk started tonight because Chet is out (duh) with some sort of injury (have yet to hear what he has going on). Other behbeh goalie, Owsley, was backup tonight. He looked fucking ADORABLE. haha Poor thing hasn't been able to get in his uni for like a month, I swear. :( He didn't seen any playing time, though. Your time will come, behbeh. But Marty played well tonight; I am superduper happy for him. Keep it up! He might want to consider getting a kickass paint job on that goalie mask of his, though. Y'know, spice it up, babycakes. :) You deserve it!!

Overall, tonight was awesome! I'm just getting that sinking heart/pit-in-your-stomach feeling because the season is quickly coming to an end. :( Hoping to snag season tickets for next year. I'm hopelessly addicted to this great team (yeah, that sounds kinda creepy) and totally thankful for all the AWESOME people I've met because of it. :) I mean, I may actually forego transferring out for the rest of my Bachelors degree just so I can stay here for my hockey team. I'm totally serious. lol

Had a nice time with the broseph this weekend and miss him already; he's a great kid. Tired, though. We stayed up till the wee hours of the morning hanging out. Mainly because I was pretty wound up from the Spokanistan game.

Fuck me running sideways.

Edit: pathetic ex has given up (I think). Praise baby Jesus!

I almost forgot... going to Seattle on Friday for an anthropology thing... I'm such a nerd. Gonna see Lucy! Oh, and I got 7.5 hours of sleep last night. That's like 3.5 more than I usually get! But I still feel like a truck hit me, then went and backed up over me again. Heh.

I've just come to the conclusion that my life is boring, but I'm not totally bothered by that. I must be getting old or something. haha

Oh, and on a super-awesome-spectacular note, my friend Shaina got me Starbucks this morning. For no reason. lol It was pure awesome. Made my week. And I just got offered a ticket to the game tomorrow night (thank you again!). Automatically, my week is kick-ass because of these two things. On top of that, my bro is coming to visit me this weekend. WOOHOO!

psssssh.

Effin' right, beezy.

I think I'm out of that musical rut.

I had to sing. Again. Today.

I grabbed that song by the hair and had my way with it. UNNNNHHH!!!

What now, son?!

I think I'm on the up-and-up now. Wooohooo!!

I gotz a Twitter as well now. Jumped on that bandwagon. Follow me or something. :)

Dear Ams,

I love you.

If you were collectively one person, I'd so marry you and make tons and tons of behbehs witchu.

But, you aren't, so whatever. Wishful thinking.

Anyhoo, I'm so glad you won tonight. I'll admit I was a little nervous 'cause I wasn't sure if your A-game would be good enough, considering the Asshats a.k.a. Chiefs were coming off a loss from last night. I figured they'd be a little angry at the world and try to pwn your asses on home ice.

But you won. It was hawt.

Love,

Millicent

...........................................................




So yeah, I had a shitload of fun tonight. Wore my Spokanistan shirt, went with my friend Matt (who promised to bail my ass outta jail in case I decided I wanted to tackle someone... more on that below), screamed my ass off, and watched my team win 2-1. Got our little group shot taken for our Spokanistan shirts. From what I understand, people liked them. lol

I walked past Drew Owsley in the concourse right before the game. I was so tempted to stop him and ask if I could run my hands through that fluffy, wonderful hair of his. Or I could have just tackled his adorable ass and run my hand through his hair, but I wasn't feeling that ornery.But really, if you don't know why I would want to do such a thing to an innocent little 17-year-old goalie, go find your happy ass a picture of him and look at that hair. Just look at it. It screams "I LATHER, RINSE, AND REPEAT."

Saw Petr Stoklasa in the concourse as well. Poor thing. Got his arm all up in that sling business. Not good. Get better bbi.

Fadden scored a goal like .2 seconds after the game started. I peed a little. Pickard was fan-fucking-tastic, too. The guys did well, that's fo sho. Kinda wish we woulda got a third goal, but I'm not complaining. We could have passed the puck to the right people once in a while, too, but oh well. Had n00b Zach Yuen in there, too. He's looking good.

Oh, and Mitch McColm needs to come back. Today. Still out. :(

We also had some fucked up little ref. Herman. Little fucker. I was seriously considering staying after the game and giving him a good ol' post-game beatdown. He was redonkulous. I wanted to punch him in the face. He was just off-the-wall.


"Dave Schultz" got her stick, too! Pickard, you did the right thing; you know what's up. :) We were gonna get that stick signed by Fadden afterwards, but everyone and their dog was in line to meet him. Apparently, he's popular or something. haha




Oh, and say "hi" to my boobs.

I mean, shirt:





Oh piss. I love you, Ams.




Edit: I just saw Pepperdine was at Gonzaga tonight. They should have just stayed home. 92-58 Zags. Seriously. Bring some competition next time, guys. Sheesh. Save yourselves the trip.

"Quotes? I effin' hate quotes!"

Tonight's the night!

Tonight's the night!

Tonight's the night!


Oh, I'm so pumped. Lets hope the boys are completely fired up and aware that Spoankanistan is gonna bring their A-game. Gonna sport the Spokanistan shirt and sit alongside my good friend Matt and cheer my ass off. Soooo stoked- you have no idea. It's gonna be a good night!

In other news, I'm totally obsessed with M83 right now. I know it sounds like they could be a rap group or something, but they aren't. They are pure awesome, that's what they are.

Okay, gotta go drink a Red Bull. Gotta get my A-game ready, too, y'know.

"You can use that ass as an extra cupholder, y'know."

I GOT MY SPOKANISTAN SHIRT!

WOOHOO!


I got home, and found that sweet little bundle of hot on my doorstep. Thanks, UPS! Even if it did take THREE DAYS instead of TWO (don't think I'm not gonna bitch about this). :) I can't wait to rock that bitch tomorrow (technically today)!

I also had the world's biggest hamburger today as well and I am not recovering well.

And huge ass thanks to "Dave Schultz" for keeping my lame ass updated on the Ams game tonight while I was gigging!! It would have drove me insane to NOT know what was going on or anything. I didn't want any rude surprises. lol So thanks again! :)

Fair Phyllis is a raging bitch.

Before I go passout, I just checked my little Spokompton shirt order... IT'S SHIPPED!! IT'S SHIPPED!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!

Two days! Two days!

Two days 'till Schmexytown. :)

Shibby!

First off:

Ams win 4-0! Woohoo! Glad to see (well, hear) they brought "it" tonight. :)

My friend Matt totally got a free ticket and got to go. That bitch! He asked me if there was anyone in particular he wanted me to cheer loud-as-fuck for. I rattled off a list, but basically told him to cheer for errbuddy. Then he told me he'd randomly scream my name out in the middle of the game. He knew I was listening to the radio broadcast, so he decided he'd go right under the press box and scream my name as loud as he could. lmfao Unfortunately, when he did it, they broadcast did a little recap of the last goal and I missed it. lol Don't know if I would have heard it anyway, but it would have been sweet if I did!

Speaking of Matt, Savvy can't go to the game with me on Saturday, and told me to give the ticket to someone, so I told Matt about it and he was game. And he knows hockey, so it'll be nice to have someone there who knows their shit! Can't wait!

FINALLY GOT MY MOTHEREFFIN' WASHING MACHINE FIXED.

Dear Lord, it took over a month to get the dude to come over. I'm so excited. haha Never thought I'd be excited over a washer, but I suppose that comes with the territory of no longer having the word "teen" in your age anymore. :)

Did a solo today. Blew it out my ass. Choked. Lost it. Don't know what the fuck I was thinking. I sounded good, but I just brain farted my way through it. Ugh. I disgust myself.

I ate two enchiladas earlier and I'm still recovering, so I'm gonna cut this short. I feel like the Goodyear blimp.


Edit: I failed to mention it's our 40th win. :) Woohoo! Nice job, guys.

I heart liveblogging.

We won 4-1. Boo-fucking-ya! Me gusta, bitches. And we get home ice for the playoffs (first round)! yayayayayayayayayayayay!

The Spokanistan Assbags won tonight as well: 11-2.

No, that isn't a typo. That is eleven-to-two.


Yeah, they pretty much issued an unnecessary beatdown. Not cool.



I don't have much else to say other than:

I heart my Ams
Liveblogging is hot
The best way to beat a hangover is to workout for over an hour
That pink ice we played on for Friday's game was vomit-worthy. Pepto Pink isn't attractive. At all.

Okay. I think I'm done. :)

"We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open. "

OH GAAWWWWSH, I HEART THAT MOVIE.


Boondock Saints.


Mmm. Nothing like hot Irish dudes with guns. Total badassery.

THINGS I'M CURRENTLY STOKED FOR:

-Got mah hurr did this evening. Well, touched up. Blonder. Yeaaaaah. Pelvic-thrust-worthy.

-One of my friendlies is throwing a "Fuck Love" party tomorrow night. Technically, this evening, but you get my point. Dress code: all black, informal, formal, semiformal, whatever. If it's black, wear it. Should be awesome; a big, drunken night of fun.

-Tour next week. Woohoo!

-Trip to NYC countdown: too many months, too many days! Can't effin' wait!

[If you're remotely curious as to why I'm going to NYC:
The chamber choir I'm in (yeeaaaaah, choir geeks.) was invited to go perform in Carnegie Hall this May with John Rutter, the head honcho of choral music at Cambridge University. He's an AMAZING composer. I can't even believe we're going to be under his direction, let alone performing in Carnegie freakin' Hall. Aaaaaaahhhhhh! I'm a giddy little bitch just thinkin' about it.]


-Hockey game next Saturday (!!!!) with Savvy. Ohhh, I'm one stoked muthafucka. Pretty sweet seats, too. Oh, science.

Yeeeaaaaah, I'm tired.

Late-night pancakes for the hardcore.

A little earlier, I had the random urge to make pancakes. I have no idea why. Nothing reminded me of pancakes (that I know of), but I just had to make them.

So I did.


It was fucking awesome.


This kid knows what I'm talkin' 'bout:



Sadly, I've only eaten one. I don't really have a desire to eat anymore, either. :(

We doin' big pimpin', we spendin' cheese.

Guess who got her tickets?

Moi.

Yes.

I'm so excited!

February 21st can't come soon enough. And luckily, it's the day after we come back from tour, so I'll be all sorts of rested up. WOOHOO! And I'll probably blow out my voice from yelling and making a shit-ton of racket at the game, but hell, I'm ready.

Oh, science.

I'm a sore hunk of muscle right now. I worked out and felt EVERY SINGLE REP in EVERY SINGLE MUSCLE. And I have knots in my back and shoulders. I feel like I'm 40 instead of 20. Gah.

I had a midterm this morning in my biological anthropology class... I might have weasled a C out of it- maybe. Hopefully, prof is feeling generous and will give me half credit on some of that; that test was hard!

But, despite some suckiness, my Ams won last night! 5-2. Eat it, Lethbridge. :) Mitch McColm is still out due to some nasty crash with the glass. BUMMER. :( But, I got a little excited while listening to the game, and probably pissed off my neighbor, but I started whoopin' and hollerin' at the radio when cute-as-a-button Brooks Macek flipped a bitch on Brody Sutter and got three penalties. Good times! Such a badass. Too bad he's like 16. haha

New FreeForm music is going pretty good. Just wish bitches would show up for rehearsals once in a while and not suck shit all the time. Oh well. Such is the life. :)