Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

I have no rhyme or reason to this post (or any of my posts for that matter). Sooooo...

The teams I am/was rooting for in the Stanley Cup playoffs (in Spanglish):

Blackhawks de Chicago (this team = ♥... my main team right now)
Canadiens de Montreal (now out... but lets not shit ourselves, we knew it wasn't gonna happen)
Capitals de Washington (hurry up and win this series, m'dearies.)
Hurricanes de Carolina (i can haz drayson bowman in a suit?)
Penguins de Pittsburgh
Canucks de Vancouver

Yaaaaaaaay NHL ploffs!



Random Rant:

Dear people of the male persuasion (well, no one in particular, just some),

Get over yourselves. I may think you're cute/hot/somewhat attractive/tolerable, but honestly, it doesn't mean shit. Doesn't mean I wanna screw your brains out, bear your future children, or even hang out with you and your bloated ego. Personality is the deal-breaker, behbehs. Weird, huh?



Random Rave:

I had a pint of gin and a pint of Malibu and didn't even know it! HALLELUJAH!



//end random bullshit